Zombie

Official warning zombie apocalypse approaching

This is an official zombie apocalypse warning

An unstoppable wave of zombies is due to flood across Gilwell park on the evening of Saturday 13^th February.

All camp attendees are in danger and will possibly be lost without a hope

Fleeing is not an option

Cubs may only survive if they can disguise themselves as zombies.

Send them in with a set of old distressed clothing they can wear on top of their normal warm clothes.

These clothes will get torn damaged and blood stained (especially if you child is cornered and attacked by the zombies) do not send good clothing (best to spend £5 in a charity shop and bin everything if it gets home)

We will use face paint to disguise your child in the hope zombies don’t focus on them. If you suspect your child has an allergy to face paint please advise us in advance.

Kind regards

Official Zombie Guard Patrol

acting on this email will probably not saze anybody